MEN ARE DIRTIER THAN WOMEN

DIRTY MEN

I don't think this news will surprise anyone. After all, it was a man who came up with the "5 second rule", anything dropped on the floor is still safe to eat if its picked up within 5 seconds of its landing. But, see, men have a unique problem, if they are always clean and smelling good, then they will be called sissies. If they don't, they are called pigs. So, either way we lose.